petrichor and ancient words

I like some things and blog about them sometimes. Most times however, I'm marking essays.
My breakfast of champions! #tasty #healthybrekky #healthyeating #eatclean #breakfast

My breakfast of champions! #tasty #healthybrekky #healthyeating #eatclean #breakfast

Applesauce and oatmeal pancakes (no sugar, no fat) with natural yoghurt and fresh strawberries. Best served with God’s word #morningdevos #amywakesupearly #foodspo #foodporn #healthybrekky #healthyeating

Applesauce and oatmeal pancakes (no sugar, no fat) with natural yoghurt and fresh strawberries. Best served with God’s word #morningdevos #amywakesupearly #foodspo #foodporn #healthybrekky #healthyeating

verylittlebird:

"this meme is too esoteric!" goldilocks exclaimed.
"This meme has been overdone," she said
"ahhh, this meme is just the right balance of ironic awareness and social commentary," she said happily and she lol’d hard

(via australiansanta)

isis-:

hadlow-brown:

spikespiegell:

spikespiegell:

where is that video of a guy playing the shire theme on a flute to an ostrich who starts dancing seductively. that video made me laugh so hard i nearly threw up and i need it

i found it

i have never been that excited to see a video after reading a description of it

the video does not disappoint, at all

(via yourclothesarered)

Tasty homemade poachie with kale and oats. Super simple, healthy and delish. #amywakesupearly #breakfastplanning #eatclean #healthybrekky #

Tasty homemade poachie with kale and oats. Super simple, healthy and delish. #amywakesupearly #breakfastplanning #eatclean #healthybrekky #

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

(Source: winonafaerever, via jarfishy)

owlmylove:

whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.” 

(via caesuralpause)

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via kristieface)


"George," said Fred, "I think we’ve outgrown a full-time education." “Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly."Time to test our talents in the real world, d’you reckon?" asked Fred."Definitely," said George.

"George," said Fred, "I think we’ve outgrown a full-time education."
“Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly.
"Time to test our talents in the real world, d’you reckon?" asked Fred.
"Definitely," said George.

(Source: podalecki, via mandyrosask)


"George," said Fred, "I think we’ve outgrown a full-time education." “Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly."Time to test our talents in the real world, d’you reckon?" asked Fred."Definitely," said George.

"George," said Fred, "I think we’ve outgrown a full-time education."
“Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly.
"Time to test our talents in the real world, d’you reckon?" asked Fred.
"Definitely," said George.

(Source: podalecki, via mandyrosask)